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14.06.2025 13:46

Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
What have you learned from your parents' mistakes?
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
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Just Forget it!
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What should I do if I love a girl and she apparently doesn't love me?
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Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do White people love dogs more than humans?
Still no good
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Can you make a fake K-pop group? It can be with any idols.
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts